1 00:00:03,468 --> 00:00:04,669 - All right, Chamberlain Heights. 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,103 I hope you're ready for tonight's game 3 00:00:06,105 --> 00:00:08,706 over at Duncan against Cuba Gooding Jr. High. 4 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:10,274 One win, and Duncan will be 5 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:12,677 in the playoffs for the first time ever. 6 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,012 And after the game, hang around for the jersey 7 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:17,148 retirement for the all-time leading scorer 8 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:19,417 in Duncan High history, Montrel Cummings. 9 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:21,385 His brother plays on the team as well, 10 00:00:21,387 --> 00:00:22,687 but he don't get no burn. 11 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,289 - Damn, the whole town know you a bench rider now. 12 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:28,259 - No shit, I'll never be a legend if I don't 13 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:29,126 get off the bench. 14 00:00:29,128 --> 00:00:30,027 - Don't sweat that, pimp. 15 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:31,729 I feel like we're gonna get our shots soon, 16 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:32,997 and when we do, we're gonna blow up 17 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:35,566 bigger than Jamal's mom after eating peanuts. 18 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:37,268 - Ha, ha! 19 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,069 That's funny. 20 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:40,004 Speaking of moms with big titties, 21 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:40,671 hey, Mrs. Milk. 22 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:43,407 Fuck, marry, kill-- me, Grover, Milk. 23 00:00:43,409 --> 00:00:44,675 - That's a good question. 24 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:46,110 I'd definitely fuck Jamal. 25 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:47,945 - Mom, how the hell you gonna fuck Jamal 26 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:48,646 over your own son? 27 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:50,081 - That's sick. - I knew you was a thot, Mom. 28 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,716 - It's my body, Milton, my body. - Sometimes I got to remind 29 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,284 myself that you're my mom. - That's sick, Milton. 30 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:55,553 - Get your life together. - Mind your business, Milton! 31 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,355 32 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,790 - Yeah, that's me, baby. They retiring my jersey. 33 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:02,426 So do you want to go for a ride in my boy's party hearse? 34 00:01:02,428 --> 00:01:04,929 It's got it's own Starbucks, a Coffee Bean, 35 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,465 a cocoa butter machine, and an Asian woman 36 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,566 in the back to do your nails. 37 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,668 All thanks to my homey, Shea Butta. 38 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:11,802 Yeah! - Yeah, that's right. 39 00:01:11,804 --> 00:01:15,072 My hearse is the shit. It even got a gold-plated bidet. 40 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:17,475 Aye, can a nigga have some chips? 41 00:01:22,681 --> 00:01:24,081 - Ow! And one. 42 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:26,684 - Two shots at the line, Black Holes. 43 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,026 - Yeah, we're in there. 44 00:01:36,028 --> 00:01:38,162 Yeah-- Oh, God! 45 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,131 Oh! Oh! 46 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:43,300 - Oh, shit, Randy trying to cough up a dick! 47 00:01:44,837 --> 00:01:48,339 - Oh, my God! Oh! Oh! 48 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:52,743 - In adherence with the-- - Oh! Oh! God! 49 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:56,847 - In adherence with the-- - Oh! Oh! Oh! 50 00:01:56,849 --> 00:01:59,984 - Man, will somebody get this fucking kid, man? 51 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:01,552 - Oh! God! 52 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:03,788 - In adherence with the rules, the opposing coach 53 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,489 will select another Duncan player 54 00:02:05,491 --> 00:02:07,825 to replace the injured one. 55 00:02:09,161 --> 00:02:10,394 56 00:02:12,598 --> 00:02:15,099 - I'll do it. - You ain't gonna do shit. 57 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:16,901 You ain't got off the bench all year, 58 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:19,203 you broke jumper motherfucker. 59 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:20,938 - We'll take him. 60 00:02:29,481 --> 00:02:32,650 61 00:02:37,856 --> 00:02:38,823 - You lucky, my nig. 62 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,124 Now you ain't got to take that shot, 63 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,827 'cause I know you was scurred. - Scurred? 64 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:43,961 The strongest part of my game is shooting 65 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:46,597 when no one is guarding me. I would've sunk that bitch 66 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:47,798 and took us all to the playoffs. 67 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,434 - Well, the lights out. So we'll never know. 68 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:51,402 - Due to the rolling blackout, 69 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:52,636 the game will be postponed until tomorrow. 70 00:02:52,638 --> 00:02:55,673 It will be at the same time in the same place per the rules. 71 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,641 Number 54 will be taking the shot. 72 00:02:57,643 --> 00:02:58,909 - Looks like you got your wish. 73 00:02:58,911 --> 00:03:00,611 - Plus you got all day to think about it. 74 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:04,982 If you make that shot, my nig, all our lives change. 75 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:05,616 - Hey, Grover. 76 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:07,318 I had this whole party planned for after the game, 77 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,620 which you probably didn't know, 'cause you weren't invited, 78 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:12,356 but since you're the one who can take us to the playoffs, 79 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:13,958 it'd be wrong if you weren't there. 80 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,260 - Can my boys come? - I don't know. 81 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:17,495 Milk creeps everybody out. 82 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,430 And the fat one-- - Hey, bitch. 83 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:20,531 I'm standing right here. 84 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,501 - Oh, it's dark. I didn't see you. 85 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:24,668 Yeah, they can come. 86 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:28,772 - See, my nigs, our lives is matriculating already. 87 00:03:28,774 --> 00:03:32,109 - Damn it, DMX, are you a father or a drug addict? 88 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:34,879 You don't need crack. You need Jesus. 89 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,413 - Jefe, why do you like this show 90 00:03:36,415 --> 00:03:37,948 with the gay black man giving advice? 91 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:39,783 It's boring, holmes. - That's Iyanla. 92 00:03:39,785 --> 00:03:41,886 She's the only one on TV still brave enough 93 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,654 to care about black people. 94 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:46,190 - Is your brother Montrel playing games again? 95 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:47,491 This isn't funny, boss. 96 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:48,726 - Nah, he's not even here. 97 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,061 And I know I paid the power bill. 98 00:03:51,063 --> 00:03:53,364 Hey, the lights are out all over the city. 99 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,431 - Except for the hills. 100 00:03:54,433 --> 00:03:56,500 - Why do they still have power up there, ese? 101 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:58,435 I don't know anything about the hills. 102 00:03:58,437 --> 00:03:59,870 I've never been above sea level. 103 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:03,641 - I'll tell you why. 'Cause they're white. 104 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:07,011 - Look at this. 105 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:09,113 We finally invited to one of Cindy's parties. 106 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:11,849 Now don't do nothing stupid and get us kicked out, Milk. 107 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:14,318 - Yeah, you heard Cindy say you was creepy. 108 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,653 - Nah, she said she want to creep with your boy 109 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,289 and do some smashing. - That ain't what she said. 110 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,757 - That is what she said. - That's not what she said. 111 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,959 - Why you always be hating? - You out of your goddamn mind. 112 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:24,628 That's why no one came to your birthday party. 113 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:26,230 - We haven't been in here five seconds, 114 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:28,899 and y'all both acting like a bunch of Meek Mills. 115 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:30,501 Let's just slide in here unnoticed, 116 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,937 holler at Cindy, maybe get some free throw love, 117 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,073 and get out of here before anybody see us. 118 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:36,941 - Aye, it's Grover. 119 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,609 - Fall back, my nig. We was invited. 120 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,644 - Nah, nah, nah, nah. It's all good, Grover. 121 00:04:40,646 --> 00:04:43,113 We glad you here. You about to be the man. 122 00:04:43,115 --> 00:04:45,015 - I am? That's right, I am. 123 00:04:45,017 --> 00:04:46,517 - As soon as you sink that free throw 124 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:47,451 and send us to the playoff. 125 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,954 - You goddamn right! Don't even worry about him. 126 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,690 He got Icy Hot running through his veins. 127 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,025 - You got it. 128 00:04:55,027 --> 00:04:56,327 You know I ain't gonna let you down. 129 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,095 Who you know fresher than Grover? 130 00:04:58,097 --> 00:04:59,363 Small thing to a giant. 131 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:00,364 - I can't believe this shit. 132 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:01,699 I carried this team all season. 133 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:04,368 And now this little shithead is gonna steal my shine. 134 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:05,669 We should go fuck him up. 135 00:05:05,671 --> 00:05:07,571 Right, guys? Right? 136 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:08,973 Where'd you guys go? 137 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:09,940 You know I can't turn. 138 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:12,576 Seriously, it's not fun anymore, guys. 139 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,845 - I think I'ma holler at A'pos'trafee'a. 140 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:16,580 I mean, she ain't a dime, but shit. 141 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:17,982 A nickel trumps a penny every day. 142 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,150 - It's too bad you ain't the color of a penny, 143 00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:23,020 'cause I don't think she into your shade, my nig. 144 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:27,257 - Damn, Jamal, why you always hating on my light skindidness? 145 00:05:28,627 --> 00:05:29,259 Aye, girl. 146 00:05:29,261 --> 00:05:31,028 You ever had milk shoot out your nose? 147 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,496 Or in your mouth? 148 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,298 - Wait, he's one of Grover's boys. 149 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,401 If he makes that shot, they're gonna be popular. 150 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,803 - Oh, okay. - That's what I thought. 151 00:05:39,805 --> 00:05:41,972 - Okay, white boy, you got our attention, 152 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:43,173 so what you working with? 153 00:05:43,175 --> 00:05:44,775 - A soft eight or a hard nine. 154 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:47,711 That's up to you, thirsty-ass beezy. 155 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:52,149 - You becoming the man is already starting to rub off. 156 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:52,916 - What up, fellas? 157 00:05:52,918 --> 00:05:55,185 I just put out a new batch of Swedish meat-- 158 00:05:55,187 --> 00:05:55,719 - Balls! 159 00:05:55,721 --> 00:05:56,920 I'm already there, you heard? 160 00:05:56,922 --> 00:05:59,523 - It's cool that Pastor Scrilla let you use the house like this. 161 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,592 - He's out of town at Hallelujah-pallooza. 162 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:04,528 His favorite artist Reverend Run is performing. 163 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,329 - Well, praise the Lord, 164 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,998 'cause I'm crucifixing to get in your pants. 165 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,099 - You're so silly, Grover. 166 00:06:09,101 --> 00:06:11,201 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 167 00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:13,804 I'm gonna be a free agent after this season. 168 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:15,572 - Well, I got a max deal waiting for you. 169 00:06:15,574 --> 00:06:17,775 Just let me know when you're ready to sign. 170 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:20,144 - Uh, we'll see. 171 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,312 Let's dance. 172 00:06:22,314 --> 00:06:24,214 - Hey, you gonna let Grover go over there and push up 173 00:06:24,216 --> 00:06:26,016 on your girl on some Derrick Fisher type shit? 174 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:27,951 - Hells no, Mumblemouth. I got a plan. 175 00:06:27,953 --> 00:06:31,755 This time, we're gonna take down the shit crew once and for all. 176 00:06:31,757 --> 00:06:33,924 Now all I need is-- 177 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:36,660 Aw, come the fuck on, guys! 178 00:06:38,663 --> 00:06:40,564 179 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,399 - Today's the day, big guy. 180 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:45,369 Today, the legend begins. 181 00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:46,136 Damn, Montrel. 182 00:06:46,138 --> 00:06:47,104 Didn't Mom say to stop 183 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:48,338 bringing caskets in the house? 184 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:49,440 - Oh, wait, this ain't mine. 185 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:50,808 It's from Shea's party hearse. 186 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,676 Since I had to take my other suit back, 187 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:54,611 I had to borrow one off this nigga. 188 00:06:54,613 --> 00:06:55,579 - We about to get turnt up. 189 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:58,048 'Cause of the delay, all of Montrel's teammates 190 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,150 flew in for the jersey retirement ceremony. 191 00:07:00,152 --> 00:07:01,051 - Yeah, that's right. 192 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:03,921 The party ain't gonna stop till the casket drop. 193 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,023 Yeah! 194 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:08,258 - All right, you ready for tonight, caa? 195 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:09,426 - Yeah, Shea, I stay ready. 196 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:11,662 It's about to be two legends in the house. 197 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:12,296 - Legends? 198 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:14,298 All you have to do is make a free throw? 199 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,032 Anybody can do that. 200 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:17,668 Hell, they let the mascot shoot from half court 201 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:20,370 blindfolded on a trampoline on fire. 202 00:07:20,372 --> 00:07:22,306 - Say the word, caa. I'll light you up. 203 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,975 - Y'all just jealous I'm in the same league as y'all. 204 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:25,609 - Jealous? 205 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:26,844 Nigga, I was the top league scorer 206 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:30,848 in the AC Green Sta-Soft-Fro All Star Invitational. 207 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:31,582 I was the shit! 208 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:33,283 - That sound like a buster league to me. 209 00:07:33,285 --> 00:07:35,452 - You try averaging 25 points a game 210 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:37,521 with curl activator all over the ball. 211 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:39,757 - First of all, what the fuck is curl activator? 212 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,925 And secondly, I don't care what's on the ball. 213 00:07:41,927 --> 00:07:43,961 Once I sink this shot, I will no longer 214 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:44,728 be under your shadow. 215 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:46,864 - You really think you gonna be something, huh? 216 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:49,399 They don't call it the charity stripe for nothing. 217 00:07:49,401 --> 00:07:50,901 And if you happen to make this shot, 218 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:52,469 you'll be lucky, not a legend. 219 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:55,072 The best you can do is not fuck up. 220 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,040 - Aw, shit, dude leaking. 221 00:07:57,042 --> 00:07:58,776 We got to roll, caa. 222 00:07:59,778 --> 00:08:00,978 - You got this, Grover. 223 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:01,945 - Hey, we're counting on you! 224 00:08:01,947 --> 00:08:03,981 - Don't worry, sweet thing, Grover got you. 225 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,949 I don't know what Montrel's talking about. 226 00:08:05,951 --> 00:08:08,752 You got to be a legend to get this kind of love. 227 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:09,520 It's easy. 228 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:12,289 Just get up there and make the shot. 229 00:08:17,662 --> 00:08:19,663 But then again, I guess it's possible. 230 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,532 Am I crazy for talking to myself? 231 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,100 - Everybody know if you talk to yourself, 232 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:26,870 it mean you crazy. Ain't that right, Prince? 233 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:30,541 234 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:33,010 - Next. And what's your problem? 235 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:33,777 - Yeah, I paid my bill, 236 00:08:33,779 --> 00:08:35,879 but my power went off last night for like an hour. 237 00:08:35,881 --> 00:08:37,548 - Hold on. 238 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,416 LaKeisha, no, I ain't busy. 239 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:41,652 You saw Gerard with who? 240 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:44,588 Mm. Mm-hmm. 241 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,123 Mm-hmm. 242 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,859 Mm, yup. Mm-hmm. 243 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:49,893 - My sister, can you just-- 244 00:08:49,895 --> 00:08:50,861 you're at work right now. 245 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,262 Can you just help me? - Girl, hold on. 246 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:54,631 This customer is more worrisome than my kids. 247 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:56,300 Oh, you from Chamberlain Heights. 248 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:56,900 - I know that. 249 00:08:56,902 --> 00:08:58,569 - Then you should also know that rolling blackouts 250 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:02,039 are affecting everybody from Don Cornelius Avenue 251 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,740 to Martin Luther King Boulevard. 252 00:09:03,742 --> 00:09:06,176 Sorry. I'm back. 253 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:07,344 I heard. 254 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:08,579 He know what he doing with that. 255 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:10,514 - So y'all just gonna target our people, 256 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:11,348 leave them in the dark, 257 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,816 while the white neighborhood shine? 258 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:13,817 Nah, not on my watch. 259 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:15,352 - Look, boy, there's a meeting 260 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:16,620 at the White Power building tonight. 261 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:21,325 Take your little Nat Turner ass down there and preach, not here. 262 00:09:21,759 --> 00:09:24,761 - You're listening to "The FREQ-y Deeky Report," 263 00:09:24,763 --> 00:09:26,797 sponsored by Job Malt Liquor. 264 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,899 Remember, if you can't find work, 265 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,168 you can always get a Job. 266 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:32,736 But right now, we in the studio 267 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:36,473 with our special guests, Mr. Grover Cummings, whose-- 268 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,609 - And I'm Jamal, technical guru. 269 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,143 And I'm announcing it here first. 270 00:09:40,145 --> 00:09:43,747 We coming out with hot new sneaks, The Greezies. 271 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,183 It's the first free throw shoe ever. 272 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:47,584 Y'all gonna know about us. 273 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:49,119 - And I'm Milk, the groupie sampler. 274 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:52,222 No groupie gets to Grover without seeing your boy first. 275 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:53,757 - Great, let's take some calls. 276 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,325 Caller, you're live on the radio. 277 00:09:55,327 --> 00:09:56,593 - Hey, Grover, it's world-famous 278 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:58,528 Icy Hot pitchman, Shaquille O'Neal. 279 00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:00,063 I've got some free throw advice. 280 00:10:00,065 --> 00:10:00,931 - Click. Next caller. 281 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,400 - Aye, man, I'm from Cuba Gooding Jr. High. 282 00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:04,201 Go Snow Dogs! 283 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:06,103 And I don't know about this Grover dude, 284 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,571 but his brother was the shit. 285 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:08,605 That nigga get bitches. 286 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,540 Maybe instead of retiring his jersey tomorrow, 287 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:12,776 he could put it on and save you Black Holes. 288 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,378 You know, like a hole? 289 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,446 Like a black hole? Like an asshole. 290 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:18,081 - First of all, kill yourself. 291 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:20,117 Second of all, fuck Cuba Gooding Jr., 292 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,718 his movies and his high school. 293 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,587 And thirdly, I'm guaranteeing my dude 294 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:25,589 is gonna take us all the way to the championship. 295 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:26,990 - What the hell you doing-- - Oh, shit. 296 00:10:26,992 --> 00:10:30,327 Grover just guaranteed he's taking Duncan 297 00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:31,161 to the championship. 298 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,162 - Hold up. I never said-- 299 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:35,098 - And he's gonna do it all wearing The Greezies. 300 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,867 Check out our kick'' Kickstarter 301 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:39,603 so you can holler at some pimps. 302 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,772 - Well, Grover, in a couple of hours, 303 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,206 all eyes will be on you. 304 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,975 So you better make it do what it do. 305 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:45,976 And I don't know about you, 306 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,512 but I'd be shaking like Terrence Howard's voice 307 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:49,279 during an orgasm. 308 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:52,849 - My boy got this. Show her, Grover. 309 00:10:53,718 --> 00:10:55,886 310 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,922 - Ow. Boy, you suck. 311 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,924 - Man, fuck this. 312 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:03,060 - Oh, shit. Uh, good news. 313 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:05,963 The Greezies are now half off. 314 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:13,403 - Oh, come on, come on. 315 00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:15,138 Citizens of Chamberlain Heights, 316 00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:16,139 I'm Dick Skilling, 317 00:11:16,141 --> 00:11:18,475 president of the White Power company. 318 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:19,109 - Mm-hmm, yup. 319 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:21,778 - We are working to remedy the rolling blackouts, 320 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,614 and we value each and every one of you, 321 00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:28,118 and I can assure you that our top priority 322 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,753 is your satisfaction. 323 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:32,489 And to show you how much, we bought you chicken. 324 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,791 Look at all those buckets over there. 325 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:38,495 Well, that's about it. 326 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,497 Thank you for coming out! - Yup. 327 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,465 - Hey, Dick, I have a question. 328 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,600 How are we supposed to be satisfied when we don't have 329 00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:46,303 the basic means to lead our day-to-day lives? 330 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,639 - Well, if you need help, that's what family is for. 331 00:11:49,641 --> 00:11:50,474 Thanks again for coming out. 332 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:51,808 - Gone are the days of the system 333 00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:52,876 putting the black community last. 334 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,846 - Which is why we're working so diligently to remedy-- 335 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,581 - We're gonna take the power back. 336 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,882 And we demand justice. 337 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,450 all: Yes! - Little bastard. 338 00:12:00,452 --> 00:12:03,253 You don't have the power to demand anything. 339 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,554 Pun intended. 340 00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:06,523 - We're not gonna take this anymore. 341 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:07,624 We want answers. 342 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:09,826 - How about a riddle? 343 00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:13,296 What did the evil white man say to the angry black mob? 344 00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:15,632 - I don't know, dude. What? 345 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:18,368 - Uh, bye! 346 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,036 - Yup. 347 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:20,871 - What are we going to do now, boss? 348 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,073 - Like I said, we're gonna take the power back. 349 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:26,176 The revolution will be Snapchatted. 350 00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:30,881 - I see you, Jamal. 351 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,150 You got everybody out here repping The Greezies. 352 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,852 - I'm caked up like Rick Ross' arteries. 353 00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:38,388 - Hey, papi. I like what you working with. 354 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,590 - No offense, but once you go wigger, 355 00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:42,192 you can't get with this nigga. 356 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,227 - Aye, Darius, I'm glad y'all came out 357 00:12:44,229 --> 00:12:46,163 to my jersey retirement, you feel me? 358 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,031 - You know we was gonna hold you down, my G. 359 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,634 - Montrel, my main man, what's up? 360 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,502 - Pow! - Ah! Shit. 361 00:12:52,504 --> 00:12:53,003 Yeah. 362 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,671 - Nigga got a soft-ass neck, caa. 363 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,940 What your bitch-ass want? 364 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,975 - Ah, I just wanted to tell Montrel 365 00:12:58,977 --> 00:13:00,744 he must be proud of his little bro. 366 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:01,778 - Man, shit, he all right. 367 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,548 - Oh, he's gonna be more than all right if he makes this shot. 368 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,516 - Man, why is everybody tripping on this shot? 369 00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:08,685 They need to be tripping on the after party 370 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:09,719 for my jersey retirement. 371 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:11,455 - I'm just saying, he's got a chance 372 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,523 to do something you've never done: 373 00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:15,092 take Duncan to the playoffs. 374 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,259 - Oh, what? 375 00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:17,094 You bringing that up? 376 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,795 - Let me slap this nigga one more again, caa. 377 00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,797 - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, let him live, Shea. 378 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,833 Everybody knows I'm the best player 379 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,067 that's ever played at Duncan. 380 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:26,303 - I mean, if anybody's jersey deserves to be 381 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,471 in the rafters, it's yours. 382 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,406 But if he makes that shot, it's gonna be 383 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,174 out with the old, in with the new. 384 00:13:31,176 --> 00:13:32,843 - Oh, it's like that, Randy? 385 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:36,346 Shea, you know what to do. 386 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:37,180 - Ah. 387 00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:39,249 - Oh! Heh, yeah. 388 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,451 - Aye, you sure you can get us in, Rodrigo? 389 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,552 - I'm Mexican, holmes. 390 00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:45,021 I can get us in anything and stuff. 391 00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,091 ¿Que pasó, tío? 392 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,360 - Hola, Rodrigito. 393 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:51,895 Don't steal anything. 394 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:54,364 - And now, let's bring up the reason 395 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:58,335 why we're here, Grover motherfucking Cummings. 396 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,072 Man, where the fuck is he at? 397 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,106 - Grover didn't show up? 398 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:04,975 - I ain't seen him since the radio station. 399 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,343 - Yo, 'Trel, what's up with your 400 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,777 little brother, Grove, man? 401 00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:08,945 - Aye, he's probably scared. 402 00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:10,914 He ain't like us. He's a pussy. 403 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:11,815 You know what I'm saying? 404 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,483 - Wow, you're still a dick. 405 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:14,484 Selfish-ass Montrel. 406 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,720 This is why we never voted you team captain. 407 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,288 - Man, y'all just getting soft. 408 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,789 It's just a damn free throw. 409 00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,658 It's about me and my accomplishments. 410 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,227 Aye, you want to head back to the crib and hit this dohja? 411 00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:24,895 - Nah, man. 412 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,429 I got a client meeting in San Jose. 413 00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:28,565 - Yeah, and I gots to be in court tomorrow. 414 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,933 - Same old Darius. 415 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:30,834 What you in for this time? 416 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,369 - Motherfucker, I'm a lawyer. 417 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,403 - Oh, word? - Yeah. 418 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,739 Catch you later, man. Don't change. 419 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:38,141 Not that I expect that to happen. 420 00:14:41,512 --> 00:14:42,546 - We're in, boss. 421 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,880 What exactly are you looking for? 422 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:44,881 - I'll know it when I see it. 423 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:47,150 - Sometimes, you don't make sense, boss. 424 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:47,784 - Aha! See? 425 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,352 These Saltines have been intentionally shorting 426 00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:51,755 the black side of town so they can send more power 427 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:52,522 to the white areas. 428 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:54,324 Then, they borrow power from another city 429 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,660 and dole it out to us at jacked-up prices. 430 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:57,561 - What's that mean? 431 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,728 Code white! Code white! 432 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:02,265 - Put everything on a jump drive and let's get out of here. 433 00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:05,368 - You again. 434 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:07,504 I should've assumed you were a thief. 435 00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:08,905 - What we gonna do now, boss? 436 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,341 - Look! More angry black people. 437 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:17,047 438 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,949 - Damn. - Yo, Grover, our bad. 439 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,751 I guess we got too caught up in your limelight. 440 00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:22,786 You had more pressure on you 441 00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:24,854 than Steve Harvey reading cue cards. 442 00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:26,890 Just know, whatever happens, 443 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:27,824 we got your back. 444 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,526 - Yeah, who needs a bunch of big booty 445 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,328 brown bitches bouncing on they nine? 446 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,696 - You guys do. We all do. 447 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,098 This is an opportunity for us to get off the bench. 448 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,300 And if I don't make this shot, Milk, 449 00:15:37,302 --> 00:15:39,069 you'll stay a virgin, and Jamal, 450 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,704 you'll go back to just being fat. 451 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,372 Maybe I just won't take the free throw. 452 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,274 - Then you'll be Montrel's bitch-ass 453 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,942 little brother forever. 454 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,310 - The lights is back on. 455 00:15:47,312 --> 00:15:49,346 What you gonna do, my nig? 456 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,815 - Well, I'm definitely not a bitch-ass. 457 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,383 Let's go. 458 00:15:57,021 --> 00:16:00,123 - I think we're good. 459 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,659 Thank God the lights are back on. 460 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:08,031 I would've never found your black ass in the dark. 461 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:08,865 Tsk, tsk, children. 462 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:12,168 This is what happens when you play grown-up games. 463 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,036 - Wait, don't shoot. 464 00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:14,271 Look, I know what you're up to. 465 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,339 And you're not gonna get away with it. 466 00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:17,874 - Looks like I already did. 467 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:18,908 - Dick, man, come on, now. 468 00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,944 You know you out here overcharging poor people. 469 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,980 Your greed is gonna end up being the downfall of us all. 470 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:27,651 - This country was built off greed and guns. 471 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,486 Speaking of which... 472 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,320 - Look, if you shoot us, 473 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,322 then the world will know what your plan is. 474 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,156 I'm recording it. 475 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,724 You make one more move, I'll push this button 476 00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:36,059 and send it straight to Snapchat. 477 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:38,795 And don't get it twisted. I got mad followers. 478 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,597 - Then what do you want? Money? 479 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,832 - I want you to return the power to the people. 480 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:45,802 I hate you so much right now. 481 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,705 Okay, how can I trust that this is all over 482 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:49,472 once I do my part? 483 00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:51,541 - You can't, and that's the beauty of it. 484 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:52,375 That feeling you feel? 485 00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:54,077 That's just a small taste of what it's like to be black. 486 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,646 - But I can't trust that you're gonna do what you say you're-- 487 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:57,781 - Listen, Dick, this is the deal. 488 00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,082 I'll hand over the jump drive 489 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,950 as soon as we have our power back. 490 00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:02,585 You have a deal. 491 00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:05,088 You may have won this round, you little black, 492 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:08,625 brown, and yellow bastards, but I'll be back. 493 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,927 I'll be back! 494 00:17:20,638 --> 00:17:23,573 - Number 54 will be taking the shot. 495 00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:27,377 - Come on, motherfucker, get this shit over with. 496 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,947 "Hoarders" is about to come on, and it's a marathon. 497 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:38,688 all: Grover, Grover, Grover, Grover, Grover, 498 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,457 Grover, Grover, Grover... 499 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,258 - Aye, Shea, you think I'm a dick? 500 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,260 - Aye, you not coming out to me, right? 501 00:17:44,262 --> 00:17:46,896 - All I'm saying, Shea, is that I earned 502 00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:47,764 my jersey retirement. 503 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,265 Why I got to share it with him? 504 00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:50,066 - I don't know, caa. 505 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,401 - I try to be a good big brother 506 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,703 to this little motherfucker, but what about my needs? 507 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:56,239 Can't 'Trel get some love? Is that so wrong? 508 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,042 - Aye, if you got to ask, caa, then it probably is. 509 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,076 Now, will you shut the fuck up? 510 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:04,681 all: Grover, Grover, Grover, Grover, Grover, 511 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,517 Grover, Grover, Grover... 512 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,486 513 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,988 - Aye, your brother don't look right, caa. 514 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,261 515 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,700 - God damn it, I'm not coming back tomorrow. 516 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,969 - Aye, Grover, Grover, wake up! 517 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:26,803 - Aye, man, what happened? 518 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,806 - Man, you can't stand up there trembling like a bitch. 519 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,775 You got the opportunity to do something 520 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,610 that Duncan has never done before. 521 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,278 All you got to do is step up there, 522 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,180 grab your dick, and do the damn thing. 523 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,682 'Cause real talk, I didn't get it done. 524 00:18:39,684 --> 00:18:40,950 So it's up to you. 525 00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:41,651 - What if I miss? 526 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:43,653 Then I'll go back to being in your shadow. 527 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:44,387 - Aye, listen to me. 528 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:47,791 And this is coming straight from the heart sincerely. 529 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,159 You ain't as good as me. 530 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,593 You never will be as good as me. 531 00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:52,829 You'll never be the ball player that I am. 532 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:56,800 But you can be the ball player that you was meant to be. 533 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,568 - Thanks, Montrel. 534 00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,636 - Stop looking at me like that. 535 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,705 - Aye, you ready for a nigga to put this fuse back in, caa? 536 00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:04,774 - Montrel, you turned the lights off? 537 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,242 - Man, get your ass out there. 538 00:19:06,244 --> 00:19:07,977 The team is waiting on you. 539 00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,579 Kick rocks. 540 00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:14,284 541 00:19:18,756 --> 00:19:22,192 542 00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:32,268 543 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:33,736 both: Legend! 544 00:19:33,738 --> 00:19:34,637 - Yeah! 545 00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:36,105 - That's my little brother, though. 546 00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:39,142 - Aye, I know you ain't crying, motherfucker. 547 00:19:43,614 --> 00:19:45,548 - Man, our first playoff game? 548 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:48,618 We definitely about to get our nuts. 549 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,285 - Not only that. 550 00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:50,854 Cindy agreed to go out with your boy. 551 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,323 So I'm about to punch my V-card tonight. 552 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,090 - That make two of us. 553 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,025 But I'm going for my V and my A. 554 00:19:56,027 --> 00:19:58,294 - Just think of where we were a year ago. 555 00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,396 We finally legends, my nigs. 556 00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:06,302 - And making his starting debut at guard, 557 00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:09,372 Grover Cummings! 558 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,306 - All right, my nigs. 559 00:20:10,308 --> 00:20:13,209 It's time to make history. 560 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:14,344 male narrator: Grover went on 561 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,713 to start his first playoff game. 562 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,882 Duncan lost 130 to 12. 563 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,584 However, Grover did score two points. 564 00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:24,187 Unfortunately, it was for the other team. 565 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:26,489 Needless to say, Cindy did not 566 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:27,624 go out with him that night. 567 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,693 Milk did go home with some brown round. 568 00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:31,694 It was Rhiyoncé. 569 00:20:31,696 --> 00:20:34,497 Unfortunately, she had a headache that night, 570 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,832 so he ain't get no ass. 571 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,701 Jamal celebrated his new-found wealth at Pie-HOP. 572 00:20:38,703 --> 00:20:43,072 Unfortunately, he was robbed of his cash and his merch. 573 00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:43,773 Dumb bitch. 574 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,276 Montrel decided to turn his life around, 575 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,244 and he applied for several jobs. 576 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,713 Ten minutes later, he used the applications 577 00:20:50,715 --> 00:20:53,683 to roll joints and fell asleep on the couch, 578 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,885 like a real nigga. 579 00:21:03,093 --> 00:21:05,061 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 580 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,729 Mm-hmm, yup. 581 00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:09,832 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 582 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:13,036 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, yup. 583 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:16,306 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 584 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,540 Mm!